The Unsatisfied Valence
Once upon a timeI was triply bonded
But yet another atom
Still absconded
Should I choose out
Some ammoniacal nitrogen?
Or out of F,
CL, Br, I, a halogen?
But then wary of
Negative inductive effect,
Plain old hydrogen
Did I finally select
I was then introduced
To concentrated KMnO4,
Alas, my poor hydrogen
Was not so hardcore
(H is replaced by OH)
Exposed to sunlight,
I winced as hν,
weakened my bond,
and took my OH too
In my search of an electron,
I'd reached a crazy fever,
Because a free radical
Cannot last forever.
And then I spied a fluorine
(-I effect be damned)
If that there be a fluorine,
Then a fluorine I'll land.
posted by Shah of Blah @ 7/24/2011 08:55:00 am
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