Saturday, 20 February 2010

A Zorky poem

You'll be able to understand this poem if you've played Zork =/

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue"
Before you could say that,
You'd be eaten by a grue

In the land of Zork,
When commenting on flowers
Never go inside
Dark dungeons or towers

For it is in dark rooms
That a hungry grue
With slavering fangs will
Be waiting to devour you

"Where are the red roses now
Where are the violets blue?"
Alas, there are no flowers
In the stomach of a grue

Now the King of Zork
Flowers much hated
So he paid to have
All flowers eradicated

So the roses are wilting
And the violets are dead
Because flowers were hated
By Lord Dimwit Flathead

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